("Fake Palindromes" by Andrew Bird playing) → （播放緊 Andrew Bird 嘅《Fake Palindromes》）
♪ My dewy-eyed Disney bride, what has tried ♪ → ♪ 我個天真嘅迪士尼新娘，究竟有咩嘢 ♪
♪ Swapping your blood with formaldehyde? ♪ → ♪ 想將你嘅血換成福爾馬林？ ♪
♪ Monsters? ♪ → ♪ 怪物？ ♪
♪ Whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide ♪ → ♪ 醉醺醺嘅聲音喊住話兄弟相殘 ♪
♪ Jesus, don't you know that you could've died? ♪ → ♪ 耶穌，你唔知你差啲死咗咩？ ♪
♪ You should've died ♪ → ♪ 你本來就應該死 ♪
♪ With the monsters that talk ♪ → ♪ 同啲會講嘢嘅怪物一齊 ♪
♪ Monsters that walk the earth ♪ → ♪ 喺地上行嘅怪物 ♪
♪ And she's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes ♪ → ♪ 佢有紅色唇膏同一對靚鞋 ♪
♪ And she's got knee-high socks, what to cover a bruise ♪ → ♪ 佢有對長襪，用嚟遮瘀傷 ♪
♪ She's got an old death kit she's been meaning to use ♪ → ♪ 佢有套舊嘅死亡工具，一直想用 ♪
♪ She's got blood in her eyes, in her eyes for you ♪ → ♪ 佢眼中有血，為咗你而流血 ♪
♪ She's got blood ♪ → ♪ 佢眼中 ♪
♪ In her eyes for you ♪ → ♪ 為咗你而流血 ♪
♪ Certain fads ♪ → ♪ 某啲潮流 ♪
♪ Stripes and plaids ♪ → ♪ 條紋同格仔 ♪
♪ Singles ads ♪ → ♪ 單身廣告 ♪
♪ They run you hot and cold like a rheostat ♪ → ♪ 令你忽冷忽熱，好似變阻器 ♪
♪ I mean a thermostat ♪ → ♪ 我係話恆溫器 ♪
♪ So you bite on a towel ♪ → ♪ 所以你咬住條毛巾 ♪
♪ Hope it won't hurt too bad ♪ → ♪ 希望唔會太痛 ♪
♪ My dewy-eyed Disney bride, what has tried ♪ → ♪ 我個天真嘅迪士尼新娘，究竟有咩嘢 ♪
♪ Swapping your blood with formaldehyde? ♪ → ♪ 想將你嘅血換成福爾馬林？ ♪
♪ And she says, "I like long walks and sci-fi movies ♪ → ♪ 佢話：「我鍾意行長路同科幻片 ♪
♪ "You're six foot tall and East Coast bred ♪ → ♪ 「你六呎高，喺東岸大 ♪
♪ "Some lonely night we can get together ♪ → ♪ 「某個寂寞嘅夜晚，我哋可以見面 ♪
♪ "And I'm gonna tie your wrists with leather ♪ → ♪ 「我會用皮帶綁住你手腕 ♪
♪ "And drill a tiny hole into your head ♪ → ♪ 「然後喺你頭上鑽個小窿 ♪
♪ I'm gonna drill a tiny hole into your..." ♪ → ♪ 我會喺你頭上鑽個小窿……」 ♪
♪ ♪
(drill whirring) → （鑽頭轉動聲）
(song ends) → （歌曲結束）
So, what is this about? → 咁，呢個係講咩㗎？
-No idea. -(Ben sighs) → -唔知。 -（Ben 嘆氣）
BEN: But it's not an exorcism? → BEN：但唔係驅魔嚟㗎？
His Eminence said she'll be → 主教話佢會係
the scariest woman that we've ever met. → 我哋見過最恐怖嘅女人。
-Seriously? -I don't know. He chuckled. → -認真？ -我唔知。佢笑咗一下。
BEN: So, uh, how many days → BEN：咁，呃，你仲有幾多日
before you're cooked? → 先會「熟」？
18 days. → 18 日。
And we can't convince you to give it up? → 我哋說服唔到你放棄？
You will never get laid again. → 你以後都唔會有得「開車」㗎喇。
That's not what I hear. Priests do pretty well. → 我聽返嚟唔係咁。神父都幾受歡迎㗎。
I'm sorry. That's a weird thing to say. → 唔好意思。咁講有啲奇怪。
Thank you for coming in early. → 多謝你哋咁早嚟。
This is Ms. Anita Iota. → 呢位係 Anita Iota 小姐。
And these are our assessors, David, Kristen... → 呢幾位係我哋嘅評估員，David、Kristen...
-Ben. -MARX: Ben. → -Ben。 -MARX：Ben。
ANITA: Hello. → ANITA：你好。
So, uh, Ms. Iota, how can we help you? → 咁，呃，Iota 小姐，我哋有咩幫到你？
We need your advice. → 我哋需要你哋嘅意見。
We? Who's we? → 我哋？邊個係「我哋」？
The IRS. → 國稅局。
(thunder crashes) → （雷聲轟鳴）
♪ ♪
Is the Church being audited? → 教會俾人查稅？
Why? Should it be? → 點解？應該要查咩？
An IRS joke. → 國稅局笑話嚟㗎。
I'm sure the Catholic Church is using every penny → 我肯定天主教會會將佢哋
of its substantial funds for altruistic purposes. → 大筆資金嘅每一分每一毫都用喺慈善用途。
Yeah, except for the lawsuits. → 係，除咗啲訴訟之外。
Ms. Iota has requested the Church form → Iota 小姐要求教會
a new opinion on an organization → 對一個申請聯邦認可為宗教嘅組織
applying for federal recognition as a religion. → 畀個新意見。
For tax-exempt purposes? → 為咗免稅？
-Yes. -ANITA: As part of our process, → -係。 -ANITA：作為我哋程序嘅一部分，
we consider the opinions of neighboring → 我哋會考慮鄰近
federally recognized religions. → 聯邦認可宗教嘅意見。
What new religion? → 咩新宗教？
The New Ministry of Satan. → 新撒旦部。
The New Ministry? There's an old one? → 新部？有舊嘅咩？
-Several. -And what does the IRS base its decision on? → -有幾個。 -咁國稅局 係根據咩決定？
Four criteria. → 四個標準。
One: The organization must be operated exclusively → 一：組織必須完全用於
for worshipping a deity or deities. → 崇拜一個或多個神靈。
The nature of that deity is not in question. → 嗰個神靈嘅本質唔係問題。
It is that the organization actually believes in it. → 係個組織真係信佢先得。
Two: The net earnings may not inure → 二：淨收益唔可以
to the benefit of one person. → 歸一個人所有。
Three: The organization's purposes may not be illegal. → 三：組織嘅目的唔可以違法。
(cell phone buttons clicking) → （手機按鍵聲）
Are you texting? → 你喺度打字？
No, it's just how she take notes. → 唔係，佢就係咁樣做筆記㗎。
ANITA: Finally, four: → ANITA：最後，四：
No substantial part of the church's activity → 教會嘅活動唔可以有大部分
should be about influencing legislation or politics. → 係關於影響立法或政治。
-Really? -MARX: Well, I would admit → -真係？ -MARX：嗯，我承認
that criteria is more honored in the breach. → 呢個標準通常都係被人違反多過遵守。
So that's all you have to do to become a religion? → 咁即係要做呢啲先可以成為宗教？
ANITA: And some combination of a creed, → ANITA：仲要加啲信條、
history, literature and place of worship. → 歷史、文獻同崇拜場所。
So you want us to stop it from being tax-exempt? → 咁你想我哋阻止佢免稅？
We don't determine that. → 我哋唔決定呢啲。
But it would be helpful if you could guide the IRS → 但如果你哋可以引導國稅局
to see that it doesn't deserve tax-exempt status. → 睇到佢唔應該有免稅資格，咁就會有幫助。
What if they actually believe in Satan? → 如果佢哋真係信撒旦呢？
MARX: Belief is the greatest hurdle to tax-exempt status, → MARX：信仰係免稅資格嘅最大障礙，
but it's not the only hurdle. → 但唔係唯一嘅障礙。
Is this church involved in politics, → 呢間教會有冇參與政治，
or can it be implied that it is? → 或者可以暗示佢有？
You mean unlike the Catholic Church? → 你係話同天主教會唔同？
MARX: The key is to not look biased against their beliefs. → MARX：關鍵係唔好顯得對佢哋嘅信仰有偏見。
We have to use the language of the IRS to stop this church. → 我哋要用國稅局嘅語言嚟阻止呢間教會。
So, uh, where is this church? → 咁，呃，呢間教會喺邊？
(train rattling) → （火車轟隆聲）
(siren whooping in distance) → （遠處警笛聲）
(horns honking) → （喇叭聲）
That doesn't look like the Ministry of Satan. → 呢度唔似撒旦部喎。
Yeah, I'd call that hiding your light under a bushel. → 係，我會話呢個係「將盞燈收喺斗底下」。
(buzzing) → （嗡嗡聲）
-What? Is that blasphemous? -Why don't you let me do the talking? → -咩？咁講係咪褻瀆？ -你不如等我 嚟講嘢啦？
You afraid they're gonna convert us? → 你驚佢哋會說服我哋？
-(window slides open) -MAN: What do you need? → （窗戶拉開聲）-男人：你哋要咩？
Uh, we're here at the request of the Internal Revenue Service. → 呃，我哋係應國稅局要求嚟嘅。
(chuckling): Oh, right. Uh, be right down. → （笑）：哦，好。呃，即刻落嚟。
Hi. Graham Lucian, chief of operations. → 你好。Graham Lucian，營運主管。
You the Catholic team? → 你哋係天主教團隊？
Yes, uh, David, Kristen and Ben. → 係，呃，David、Kristen 同 Ben。
Step into my office, please. Good to meet you guys. → 請入我辦公室。好開心見到你哋。
We've already had the, uh, Presbyterians and the Mormons. → 我哋已經見過，呃，長老會同摩門教。
Good guys. → 好人嚟㗎。
They said they'd pray for us. → 佢哋話會為我哋祈禱。
I said I'd pray for them, too. → 我話我都會為佢哋祈禱。
-I think that freaked them out. -You pray a lot? → -我諗咁樣嚇親佢哋。 -你成日祈禱㗎？
Three times a day: morning, noon and night. → 一日三次：早、午、晚。
-Are they answered? -Oh, yeah. Yeah. → -有冇應驗？ -有啊。有。
Our Father Below controls the world, → 我哋嘅「地下之父」控制住世界，
so I get exactly what I want. → 所以我想要咩就有咩。
-Yeah, like what? -Oh... (sighs) → -係？例如呢？ -哦……（嘆氣）
My enemies harmed, uh, → 我嘅敵人受傷害，呃，
no gray hair, no acne, parking spaces. → 冇白頭髮，冇暗瘡，泊車位。
-Are your prayers answered? -I don't pray. → -你嘅祈禱有應驗？ -我唔祈禱。
Really? Must be the New Catholicism. → 真係？一定係新天主教。
Do you believe in Satan? → 你信撒旦㗎？
(chuckling): Wow, you guys really jump into it, huh? → （笑）：嘩，你哋真係直接入正題喎，吓？
Uh, yeah, but I wouldn't call it belief. → 呃，係，但我唔會叫佢做信仰。
I know Satan. → 我認識撒旦。
Hmm. How do you know him? → 嗯。你點認識佢？
(sighs) Do you guys want a drink? → （嘆氣）你哋想唔想飲杯嘢？
No, we're good. How do you know Satan? → 唔使，我哋冇問題。你點認識撒旦？
The same way you know Jesus. → 同你認識耶穌一樣。
He just makes sense to you, describes the world to you. → 佢就係對你嚟講合理，幫你解釋呢個世界。
Satan does the same for me. → 撒旦對我嚟講都係一樣。
Except not you. → 不過你除外。
Is this your formal place of worship? → 呢度係你哋正式嘅崇拜場所？
No, no. God, this is the front office. → 唔係唔係。天啊，呢度係前枱辦公室。
We've only been up and running six months. → 我哋先營運咗六個月。
Temple's in the back. Come on. → 神廟喺後面。嚟啦。
So, what are you doing? → 咁，你喺度做咩？
-Uh, filling orders. -Yeah? → -呃，執訂單。 -係？
-Mm-hmm. -You mind if I see? → -嗯。 -你介唔介意我睇下？
Uh, sure. → 呃，好。
How much are these? → 呢啲幾錢？
INTERN: Those are all 35. → INTERN：呢啲全部 35 蚊。
-Are they popular? -Oh, yeah. → -受歡迎嗎？ -哦，係。
More so at Christmas. → 聖誕節嗰陣仲勁。
Mm. So this is a big moneymaker? → 嗯。咁呢個係大生意？
INTERN: Our cost is about six bucks. → INTERN：我哋成本大概六蚊。
So... you tell me. → 所以……你自己諗下。
Which one is the favorite? → 邊個最受歡迎？
Mm... → 嗯……
This one. → 呢個。
We're most proud of our statue of Baphomet. → 我哋最自豪係呢個巴弗滅雕像。
So this is your established place of worship? → 咁呢度係你哋嘅固定崇拜場所？
Yes. One of the IRS requirements. → 係。國稅局嘅要求之一。
You seem very aware of what we need. → 你好似好清楚我哋需要咩。
GRAHAM: Well, I've been reading the IRS literature. → GRAHAM：嗯，我睇過國稅局嘅文獻。
Have to clear that tax-exempt bar. → 一定要達到免稅門檻。
-Do you have regular service? -We do. → -你哋有冇定期禮拜？ -有。
When? → 幾時？
Friday, 8:00 p.m. Join us. → 星期五，晚上八點。歡迎你哋嚟。
A distinct membership? → 有明確嘅會員制？
Oh, we doubled our membership in, uh, two months. → 哦，我哋會員喺兩個月內翻咗一倍。
Yeah, from what to what? → 係？由幾多變到幾多？
-I'd have to check those numbers. -Guess. → -我要查下啲數字。 -估下。
Started with eight, and now we have 12. → 開始有八個，而家有十二個。
Not much of a congregation. → 會眾唔係好多喎。
It's as many as Christ had. → 同耶穌嗰陣一樣咁多。
And here is some of our literature. → 呢度係我哋嘅一啲文獻。
KRISTEN: What's your creed? → KRISTEN：你哋嘅信條係咩？
Do what you want unless it hurts someone. → 做你想做嘅，除非會傷害人。
If someone presents themselves as your adversary, destroy them. → 如果有人以敵人姿態出現，就消滅佢。
And look for rewards now, not after. → 同埋而家就要搵回報，唔係之後。
-Satan, all glory. -"Destroy them"? How? → -撒旦，一切榮耀。 -「消滅佢」？點樣？
Not in any way that would break the laws of the United States. → 唔會用任何違反美國法律嘅方式。
Tell me how you pray to Satan. → 話我知你點樣向撒旦祈禱。
(sighs) → （嘆氣）
Oh, Father Below, lend me your power → 哦，「地下之父」，借我你嘅力量
to do what I want to who I want, and, uh... → 等我對我想要嘅人做我想做嘅事，同埋，呃……
take away all my regrets, burning them in your hellfire, → 帶走我所有嘅後悔，用你嘅地獄之火燒晒佢，
and... et cetera, et cetera. → 同埋……等等，等等。
Not much of a prayer. → 唔係好似祈禱喎。
Well, I'm working on it. → 嗯，我仲喺度改緊。
This is a scam, isn't it? → 呢個係呃人嘅，係咪？
Oh, ye of little faith. → 哦，你哋呢啲冇信心嘅人。
No more a scam than your Church. → 同你哋教會一樣咁呃人。
BEN: Let me ask you a question. → BEN：等我問你一個問題。
If this church doesn't really believe in Satan → 如果呢間教會唔係真係信撒旦
and all they're doing is just selling T-shirts, → 佢哋淨係賣T恤咋嘛，
then aren't they just harmless? → 咁咪冇害囉？
Yeah, possibly. → 係，可能係。
Let's collect our data and brief His Eminence. → 我哋收集數據，向主教大人匯報。
The exorcism will be spread over three nights, → 驅魔儀式會分三晚進行，
six hours every night. → 每晚六個鐘。
You'll want to quit, but quitting is not an option. → 你會想放棄，但冇得揀。
I won't quit, Father. → 神父，我唔會放棄。
I never do. → 我從來都唔會。
THUNDERLAND: This is the final rite of exorcism. → 雷霆：呢個係最後嘅驅魔儀式。
It is intense, and it's grueling. → 好激烈，好折磨人。
-But in the end, I'll be clean? -Or dead. → -但最後我會乾淨返？ -或者死。
Whoa. → 嘩。
That's a bit melodramatic. → 有啲誇張喎。
THUNDERLAND: I will be performing the rite. → 雷霆：我會主持儀式。
We'll start tonight. → 今晚開始。
But I need you to sign this consent form. → 但你要簽呢份同意書。
It acknowledges the possible dangers. → 確認知道有危險。
Can I have a minute to read this → 可唔可以俾我睇一陣，
and consult with my spiritual counselor? → 同我嘅靈性導師傾吓？
I need your answer by the time I leave, → 我走之前要答覆，
or I'm moving on to the next exorcism. → 唔係我就去下一個驅魔。
-(door closes) -Ouch. → -（關門聲） -唉。
Not a lot of Christian love there. → 冇乜基督嘅愛喎。
Oh, he sees through you. → 佢睇穿你啦。
-What is that? -Hmm? → -咩嚟㗎？ -嗯？
Oh. → 哦。
LELAND: Where is this place? → 利蘭：呢度係邊度？
DAVID: The address is on the back. → 大衛：地址喺背面。
They're looking for new members. → 佢哋招緊新會員。
This is blasphemy. → 呢個係褻瀆。
What are you smiling about? → 你笑咩？
These idiots don't believe in Satan. → 呢班傻佬根本唔信撒但。
They're just co-opting the Devil to get press → 佢哋只係借魔鬼個名嚟博宣傳，
and piss off religious people. → 激嬲宗教人士。
And tax-exempt status. → 同埋免稅資格。
Sons of bitches. → 仆街。
These people should be strung up by their toes, → 呢班人應該倒吊起嚟，
their throats slit and the blood poured on an altar. → 割喉放血喺祭壇上。
How do you know they don't believe? → 你點知佢哋唔信？
Look at this. "We're not a time-share." → 睇吓呢度。「我哋唔係分時度假。」
Look at these pictures. → 睇吓呢啲相。
Kids, picnics. → 細路仔，野餐。
"Satan cares about your future." → 「撒但關心你嘅未來。」
What, are they insane? → 咩啫，佢哋癲咗？
What is belief in Satan about? → 信撒但係為咩？
Power. → 權力。
Rejection of authority. → 反抗權威。
Manipulation. Violence. → 操控。暴力。
Disgust with people like you. → 厭惡你哋呢啲人。
This guy, this dick-- → 呢條友，呢條仆街——
Graham-- he doesn't care about any of that. → 格雷厄姆——佢根本唔在乎呢啲。
He's just using it. → 佢只係利用佢。
Here, go ahead. → 嚟，去啦。
Tell that priest I'm ready. → 話俾個神父聽我準備好。
When you tell me that you're fine → 當你話俾我聽你冇事，
and I know that you're not, → 但我知道你唔係，
it makes me feel confused about our relationship. → 會令我對我哋嘅關係好困惑。
-Yeah, but that's because I am fine. -KURT: Kristen. → -係，但係因為我真係冇事。 -卻：姬絲汀。
Mirroring. → 鏡像練習。
When I say I'm fine even though you know I'm not fine, → 當我話冇事，但你知道我唔係，
it makes you confused in our relationship. → 會令你喺關係中困惑。
-Is that what you're saying? -Yes. → -你係咪咁講？ -係。
And would you like to add anything to that? → 你有冇嘢想補充？
(sighs) No. → （嘆氣）冇。
Good. → 好。
Kristen, your turn. → 姬絲汀，到你。
When you keep asking me, "Are you fine?" → 當你不斷問我「你有冇事？」
even though I am fine, → 即使我真係冇事，
it makes me think that you feel guilty → 會令我覺得你內疚，
about leaving your family for six months out of the year. → 因為一年有六個月離開屋企。
-Kristen. -What? → -姬絲汀。 -咩話？
He can speak his truth, I can't speak mine? → 佢可以講真話，我唔得？
As long as it's not score settling. → 只要唔係報復就得。
Oh, my gosh. Can we just talk, Andy? → 天啊。我哋可唔可以傾吓，安迪？
-Yeah, we haven't been talking. -Well, then talk to me now. → -係，我哋都冇傾過。 -咁而家同我傾。
-What is the problem? -KURT: You know, → -有咩問題？ -卻：你知啦，
I think it's best to stick with the mirror exercise. → 我覺得最好繼續做鏡像練習。
Are you sleeping with someone? → 你係咪同緊人上床？
Well, good. → 好。
The truth exercise. → 真話練習。
Kurt, shh. → 卻，收聲。
No, I'm not sleeping with anyone. → 唔係，我冇同任何人上床。
Not Ben? → 唔係賓？
(scoffs): What? No. → （冷笑）咩？唔係。
Of course not. → 梗係唔係。
Not David? → 唔係大衛？
No. → 唔係。
He's becoming a priest. Uh... → 佢就嚟做神父。呃...
I would never. → 我絕對唔會。
Are you sleeping with anyone? → 你有冇同人上床？
Kristen, look at me and tell me → 姬絲汀，望住我話俾我聽，
that you're not sleeping with David. → 你冇同大衛上床。
Andy, I-I shouldn't have to tell you anything. → 安迪，我...我唔需要同你講任何嘢。
You should trust me as I trust you. → 你應該好似我信你咁信我。
KURT: Okay. Good session. → 卻：好。今次傾得幾好。
Andy, would you excuse, um, us for-for just a minute? → 安迪，可唔可以俾我哋傾一陣？
I thought that went well. → 我覺得幾好吖。
Kurt, I'm hallucinating again. → 卻，我又出現幻覺。
Are you still taking the risperidone? → 你仲有冇食利培酮？
Yeah, two a night. → 有，一晚兩粒。
-And there's no progress? -No. → -冇進展？ -冇。
If-if anything, it's-it's worse. → -如果話有，仲差咗。
Well... → 咁...
I think I should prescribe something else. → 我覺得應該開第啲藥。
-THUNDERLAND: Lord have mercy. Christ have mercy. -(groaning) → -雷霆：求主憐憫。 基督憐憫。 -（呻吟聲）
God, the Father in heaven... → 天主，在天之父...
God, the Son, Redeemer of the world... → 天主聖子，世界嘅救贖者...
Stop. I'm on fire. → 停。我全身火燒咁。
(panting): I need some water. → （喘氣）我要飲水。
My body is on fire. → 我身體好似火燒。
Holy Mary, pray for us. Holy Mother of God, Holy Virgin. → 聖母瑪利亞，為我哋祈禱。天主之母，聖潔貞女。
(grunts) → （咕噥聲）
(deep, demonic voice): Do you really believe that Mary was a virgin? → （低沉魔鬼聲）你真係信瑪利亞係處女？
(chuckles) That whore. → （輕笑）嗰個妓女。
THUNDERLAND: All holy saints of God... → 雷霆：諸聖天使...
(high-pitched voice): Stop it. Stop it, please. → （高音）停。停，求吓你。
You're hurting me. → 你整痛我。
Holy Lord, Almighty Father... → 上主，全能之父...
(old woman's voice): She said stop. → （老婦聲）佢話停。
You do not know the power you provoke. → 你唔知你挑釁嘅力量。
THUNDERLAND: Apostate tyrant to the flames of hell. → 雷霆：叛教暴君，落地獄之火。
-(growling) -All holy saints of God... → -（咆哮聲） -諸聖天使...
(grunts, groans) → （咕噥呻吟）
(growling continues) → （繼續咆哮）
Are you all right, David? → 大衛，你冇事嘛？
No. → 冇。
He couldn't fake that, could he? → 佢扮唔到咁樣，係咪？
Fake that? → 扮？
No. → 唔係。
He's sleeping now. → 佢而家瞓咗。
We'll return tomorrow. → 我哋聽日再嚟。
(breath trembling) → （呼吸顫抖）
♪ ♪
Hey. → 喂。
-Waiting on Ben? -Uh-huh. → -等緊賓？ -嗯。
Um, real quick, Kristen. → 呃，快啲講，姬絲汀。
I'm gonna need your help tonight. → 我今晚需要你幫手。
Okay. With what? → 好。幫咩？
Leland's exorcism. → 利蘭嘅驅魔。
Are you kidding? → 你講笑？
-Why? -Something changed. → -點解？ -有啲嘢變咗。
I don't know what. It... → 我唔知係咩。佢...
You were talking about this adrenaline jolt → 你之前同雷蒙德·斯特蘭德講過，
with Raymond Strand. → 嗰種腎上腺素爆發。
-Hysterical strength. -Right. → -歇斯底里力量。 -係。
I think there's something like that here. → 我覺得呢度都有類似情況。
He launched a priest against a wall. → 佢將一個神父撞埋牆。
He launched...? → 佢將...？
He kicked a priest, → 佢踢咗一個神父，
who flew eight feet across the room. → 飛咗八呎遠。
And there were, uh, → 同埋，呃，
these voices coming out of him. → 佢把聲變咗幾種。
Do you think Leland's starting to take his exorcism seriously? → 你覺得利蘭開始認真對待驅魔？
No, I... → 唔係，我...
I think God is. → 我覺得係天主認真。
Monthly real estate rental: $23,000 a month. → 每月物業租金：兩萬三千蚊。
Three full-time employees: $9,000 a month total. → 三個全職員工：總共九千蚊一個月。
Not much money in Satanism. → 撒但教冇乜錢。
Not yet, but their, uh, T-shirt sales → 暫時冇，但佢哋嘅T恤銷售，
are up 20% each month. → 每月升兩成。
And their Christmas sales should be up 80% over last year. → 聖誕銷售應該比舊年升八成。
So you think the best way of stopping them → 所以你覺得最好嘅方法係，
is criteria number two, they're making money? → 用第二個標準，佢哋賺錢？
Yeah. → 係。
I mean, this operating officer → 我意思係，呢個營運總監，
has tripled his business over the last year. → 過去一年生意翻咗三倍。
I agree. → 我同意。
I have something I want you to hear. → 我有啲嘢想你聽吓。
This came in this morning. → 今朝收到嘅。
MAN (recorded): I saw a beast come out of the sea → 男人（錄音）：我見到一隻獸從海裡上來，
with ten horns and seven heads. → 有十角七頭。
(unearthly yowling) → （怪異嚎叫）
It was granted authority over every tribe, → 佢有權柄管轄各族、
people, tongue, nation. → 各民、各方、各國。
And all that were on earth worshipped the Beast. → 地上所有嘅都拜嗰隻獸。
I am Bishop Jim from the New Ministry, → 我係新事工嘅占主教，
and this is your holy scripture and doctrine. → 呢個係你哋嘅聖經同教義。
It is ours as well. Praise Satan. → 都係我哋嘅。讚美撒但。
This sounds like someone who believes. → 呢個聽落似係真信嘅人。
Find out if this Bishop Jim is faking it or not. → 查吓呢個占主教係咪扮嘅。
(siren wailing in distance) → （遠處警笛聲）
We're here to see Bishop Jim. → 我哋嚟見占主教。
Hey, thanks for coming. → 喂，多謝嚟。
Jim wanted to meet you. → 占想見你。
(indistinct chanting in other room) → （另一房間模糊吟唱聲）
Are you having services here tonight? → 你哋今晚呢度有聚會？
Yeah, back there. → 係，喺後面。
That's Iris. → 嗰個係艾莉絲。
-Nice lady. -Seems it. → -好女士。 -似係。
Hey, the Catholic Church could do a hell of a lot better → 喂，天主教會可以做好啲，
with altar girls like her. → 用佢呢種祭壇女仔。
Note taken. → 收到。
CHANTING VOICE (over speaker): You grant us indulgence → 吟唱聲（擴音器）：你准許我哋，
in our carnal desires... → 放縱肉體慾望...
Wow. Good production values. → 嘩。製作幾好。
Jim is the Sister Aimee of Satanism. → 占係撒但教嘅艾梅修女。
Hail Satan. → 讚美撒但。
CHANTING VOICE: Giver of the fruit of free will → 吟唱聲：自由意志果實嘅賜予者，
that delivered us from blind ignorance and allegiance. → 使我哋脫離盲目無知同效忠。
-JIM: Hail Satan. -WORSHIPPERS: Hail Satan. → JIM：讚美撒旦。 信徒們：讚美撒旦。
CHANTING VOICE: You grant us indulgence → 頌唱聲：你賜我哋放縱
in our carnal desires. → 喺肉體慾望之中。
WORSHIPPERS: Hail Satan. → 信徒們：讚美撒旦。
Jim. You got a minute? → Jim，得唔得閒傾兩句？
Ah. → 啊。
These are the Catholic assessors. → 呢幾位係天主教嘅評審員。
Yes. → 係。
Hello, David, Kristen, Ben. → 你好，David、Kristen、Ben。
We didn't want to, uh, interrupt your services. → 我哋唔想打斷你哋嘅儀式。
Oh. No, no. → 哦，唔緊要，唔緊要。
This is just a dress rehearsal. → 呢個只係綵排嚟咋。
Ooh. Can I see? → 噢，可唔可以睇下？
Sure. → 當然可以。
Oh, Saint Christopher. → 哦，聖基斯杜化。
Hmm? Why him? → 嗯？點解係佢？
-Why do you think? -Large man. → -你覺得呢？ -佢係個大隻佬。
Wanted to serve the greatest king, → 佢想服侍最偉大嘅國王，
so he served my Father Below. → 所以佢服侍我哋嘅地獄之父。
Until he realized Satan feared God, → 直到佢發現撒旦都驚上帝，
so he wasn't the greatest. → 所以佢唔係最偉大嗰個。
JIM (laughs): How things have changed. → JIM（笑）：時代真係唔同咗。
If Christopher were alive today, who would he serve? → 如果基斯杜化生喺今日，佢會服侍邊個？
-You tell me. -How did we kill him again? → -你話我知。 -我哋係點殺佢㗎？
Burning metal rods up his ass, right? → 燒紅嘅鐵枝插佢屎窟，係咪？
He resisted. → 佢反抗。
All he had to do was condemn God, but he resisted. → 佢只需要詛咒上帝就得，但佢反抗。
That's power. → 呢啲先叫力量。
Really? Who would you rather be? → 真係？你想做邊個？
The man having burning rods stuck up his ass → 俾人用燒紅鐵枝插屎窟嗰個，
or the man putting them there? → 定係插人嗰個？
-DAVID: Do you, uh, pray to Satan? -JIM: All the time. → -DAVID：你，呃， 會向撒旦祈禱㗎？ -JIM：成日都祈。
Ask me about our creed. → 問我哋嘅信條啦。
I know the IRS cares about our creed. → 我知道稅局好關心我哋嘅信條。
You find these religious debates boring, too? → 你都覺得呢啲宗教辯論好悶？
Jim could go on for hours and hours. → Jim可以講足幾個鐘頭。
What do you want out of this? → 你想從中得到啲乜？
Is this some kind of IRS trap? → 呢個係咪稅局嘅陷阱？
Of course. → 梗係啦。
Look, I believe in the real Satan. → 你睇，我相信真係有撒旦。
Right? Not some cute little horned papier-mâché doll. → 明唔明？唔係啲可愛嘅紙紮公仔。
I believe in force, a tide of power. → 我相信力量，一股權力嘅洪流。
-Satan as metaphor? -No, it's real. → -撒旦係比喻？ -唔係，係真嘅。
When you hate someone → 當你憎恨一個人，
for cutting you off in traffic, is that real? → 因為佢喺馬路cut你線，嗰種憎恨係咪真？
If you're married and you flirt with someone, → 如果你結咗婚，同人調情，
they brush up against you and you feel their erection, → 佢挨近你，你feel到佢扯旗，
is that real? → 呢啲係咪真？
You think it's Satan? → 你覺得係撒旦？
It's not God. → 唔係上帝。
God wants us to live castrated. → 上帝要我哋閹割咁樣生活。
But I look at you, and I see your nipples → 但我望住你，見到你嘅乳頭
peeking through your blouse. → 喺恤衫入面透出嚟。
That's not God. → 呢啲唔係上帝。
No, that's your imagination. → 唔係，呢啲係你嘅想像。
(chuckles) → （笑）
Look, Satan loves female sexuality. → 你睇，撒旦鍾意女性嘅性魅力。
He wants women to take charge. → 佢想女人做主導。
Ah, and yet, all I see is half-naked women here. → 啊，但我淨係見到呢度啲女人半裸。
I mean, for a phallic religion, it's not a lot of phalluses. → 我意思係，一個陽具崇拜嘅宗教，陽具又唔多。
Join us, you could change all of that. → 加入我哋，你可以改變呢啲嘢。
We still need a chair for the women's auxiliary. → 我哋仲需要一個婦女組嘅主席。
(laughs) → （笑）
Am I funny? → 我好好笑咩？
Yeah, yeah. → 係呀，係呀。
Whenever I see white supremacists marching, → 每次見到白人至上主義者遊行，
or gamer boys trolling women online, → 或者打機嘅男仔上網欺凌女人，
or you, I always wonder, don't you guys have day jobs? → 或者你，我都會諗，你哋唔使返工㗎？
(sighs) → （嘆氣）
ANDY: You still going out? → ANDY：你仲要出去？
Yeah. Work. → 係呀，做嘢。
I, uh, thought we'd have dinner together. → 我，呃，諗住一齊食飯。
Tomorrow's my last day. → 聽日係我最後一日。
I already promised. → 我應承咗人。
Let's do it tomorrow. → 聽日先啦。
LELAND (groaning): God damn you. → LELAND（呻吟）：你死啦。
THUNDERLAND: May God arise. → THUNDERLAND：願上帝興起。
May His enemies be scattered. → 願佢嘅仇敵四散。
Please stop, stop, stop! → 停手，停手，停手！
-Please, please. -May His foes flee before Him → -求吓你，求吓你。 -願佢嘅敵人喺佢面前逃跑
-as smoke is blown away... -Fuck you. → -好似煙被吹散... -屌你老母。
...by the wind. → ...被風吹走。
(with English accent): You can't hurt him. → （英式口音）：你傷害唔到佢。
(Leland coughs) → （Leland咳）
(woman's voice): I am not deceived. → （女聲）：我冇被欺騙。
(giggles) We are the deception. → （咯咯笑）我哋就係欺騙。
THUNDERLAND: Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio... → THUNDERLAND：聖彌額爾總領天使，喺戰鬥中保護我哋...
-(high-pitched laughing) -Holy Lord, → -（高音笑） -聖主啊，
Almighty Father of our Lord Jesus Christ... → 我主耶穌基督嘅全能天父...
-(groaning) -Hold on to him! → -（呻吟） -捉實佢！
(Thunderland speaking Latin) → （Thunderland講拉丁文）
(Leland groaning) → （Leland呻吟）
(Thunderland continues in Latin) → （Thunderland繼續講拉丁文）
THUNDERLAND: Saint Michael the Archangel, → THUNDERLAND：聖彌額爾總領天使，
defend us in battle. → 喺戰鬥中保護我哋。
Be our protection against the wickedness → 保護我哋免受魔鬼嘅邪惡
and snares of the Devil. → 同陷阱所害。
Be our protection against the wickedness → 保護我哋免受魔鬼嘅邪惡
and snares of the Devil! → 同陷阱所害！
O Prince of the Heavenly Father, → 哦，天父嘅王子，
by the power of God, cast into Hell → 靠上帝嘅力量，將所有
all the evil spirits who prowl about the world → 喺世上遊走、尋找靈魂毀滅嘅邪靈
-seeking the ruin of souls. -(panting) → -打入地獄。 -（喘氣）
-(Thunderland continues in Latin) -(pained whimpering) → -（Thunderland繼續講拉丁文） -（痛苦呻吟）
THUNDERLAND: O Prince of the Heavenly Host, → THUNDERLAND：哦，天軍嘅王子，
by the power of God, cast into Hell → 靠上帝嘅力量，將所有
and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world → 喺世上遊走、尋找靈魂毀滅嘅邪靈
seeking the ruin of souls. → 打入地獄。
(panting) → （喘氣）
(Thunderland continues in Latin, voice distorted) → （Thunderland繼續講拉丁文，聲音扭曲）
(gasping) → （倒抽氣）
No. No. → 唔好，唔好。
(whimpering) → （嗚咽）
(screams) → （尖叫）
(raspy breathing) → （沙啞呼吸聲）
(whispers): It's not real. → （低語）：唔係真嘅。
(raspy squealing) → （沙啞吱吱聲）
(Thunderland continues in Latin) → （Thunderland繼續講拉丁文）
It's not real, it's not real... → 唔係真嘅，唔係真嘅...
...defende nos in proelio, → ...喺戰鬥中保護我哋，
contra nequitiam et insidias → 對抗魔鬼嘅邪惡
diaboli esto praesidium... → 同陷阱...
(panting) → （喘氣）
(Thunderland continues in Latin) → （Thunderland繼續講拉丁文）
(engine starts) → （引擎啟動）
(sexy blues playing) → （播放性感藍調）
Tequila. → 龍舌蘭酒。
♪ ♪
GRAHAM: What a coincidence. → GRAHAM：真係巧合。
Hey. → 喂。
You know, I was just thinking about you. → 你知唔知，我啱啱諗緊你。
(laughs) → （笑）
What? → 做咩？
Are you following me? → 你係咪跟蹤我？
(sighs) Something like that. → （嘆氣）差唔多啦。
You trying to convert me? → 你想說服我信教？
No. → 唔係。
No, I don't really believe. → 唔係，我其實唔係好信。
And I don't think you do, either. → 而且我覺得你都唔信。
♪ ♪
(sighs) Let's go. → （嘆氣）走啦。
Where? → 去邊？
Get in. → 上車。
Lower your pants. → 除褲。
No foreplay? → 冇前戲？
Lower your pants. → 除褲。
(belt buckle jingling) → （皮帶扣叮噹聲）
-You done this before? -What do you care? → -你做過呢啲嘢未？ -關你咩事？
I'm just making small talk. → 我只係傾下計。
No. → 未。
So what is this about? → 咁呢個係做咩？
What do you think? → 你話呢？
(moans) → （呻吟）
(both panting) → （兩人喘氣）
(moaning) → （呻吟）
Ah. → 啊。
(train rattling overhead) → （火車喺頭頂轟隆作響）
(train fades in distance) → （火車聲漸遠）
(keys jingling) → （鎖匙叮噹聲）
This is my advice. → 呢個係我嘅建議。
Go upstairs quietly, take a bath, → 靜靜雞上樓，沖個涼，
wash every inch of you, then drain the water → 洗乾淨全身，然後放水
and take a shower. → 再沖多次。
Gargle, get a trash bag, → 漱口，攞個垃圾袋，
put all of those clothes in it, and tell nobody. → 將所有衫放晒入去，唔好同任何人講。
I don't know what you think happened, Mom. → 我唔知你覺得發生咗咩事，媽。
I know what happened, honey. → 我知道發生咗咩事，乖女。
It was the same when I came home to Dad. → 我返到阿爸身邊嗰陣都係咁。
Put some real garbage → 放啲真垃圾
in the trash bag on top of your clothes. → 喺垃圾袋入面，壓住啲衫。
The trash is collected tomorrow. → 聽日會收垃圾。
I'll take it out before Andy can see. → 我會喺Andy見到之前拎出去。
I just... I had something on my panties. That's all. → 我只係... 我底褲有啲嘢。就係咁。
Something sticky? → 啲嘢黐立立？
(cell phone ringing) → （手機響）
Listen, um, if you ever want to talk, I don't judge. → 聽住，如果你想傾偈，我唔會批評你。
(ringing continues) → （繼續響）
(sighs) → （嘆氣）
Yeah, what do you need? → 係，你要咩？
-Help. -(Tchaikovsky's "March" from The Nutcracker playing) → -幫手。 -（柴可夫斯基《胡桃夾子》進行曲）
Too tired. → 太攰啦。
Sheryl, you know I would only call if... → Sheryl，你知我唔會無啦啦打嚟...
Leland, you're no fun when you're needy. → Leland，你咁樣好冇癮。
I'm not trying to be fun! → 我唔係想有癮！
Oh, God. → 天啊。
You know this only works if it's transactional, right? → 你知呢啲嘢要講交易先得㗎，係咪？
What do you want? → 你想要咩？
Oh, I don't know. What you got? → 哦，唔知喎。你有咩？
Edward. → Edward。
Okay. → 好。
Give me 20 minutes. → 俾我20分鐘。
Bring root beer. → 帶支root beer嚟。
(jaunty music continues) → （輕快音樂繼續）
(shuddering) → （顫抖）
-(squeaks) -(water running) → -（吱吱聲） -（水流聲）
(breathing deeply) → （深呼吸）
♪ ♪
(dog barking in distance) → （遠處狗吠）
(Andy grunts) → （Andy咕噥）
How did it go? → 點樣呀？
Fine. → 幾好。
Just your everyday exorcism. → 普通嘅驅魔咋嘛。
(Andy chuckles) → （Andy 笑）
(Andy grunts) → （Andy 用力聲）
We made cookies. We missed you. → 我哋整咗曲奇。好掛住你。
Oh, I missed you, too. → 哦，我都好掛住你。
ANDY: Oh... → ANDY：哦...
Oh, I'm really glad. → 哦，我真係好開心。
Hmm? What's wrong? → 嗯？做咩事？
Just something in the bathroom. → 廁所有啲嘢。
Kurt, I'm hallucinating. → Kurt，我出現幻覺。
I-I-I know. We're modifying your medication. → 我、我、我知。我哋改緊你嘅藥。
No, I have to stop right now. → 唔得，我要即刻停。
No more olanzapine. → 唔再食 olanzapine。
No more, uh, amisulpride to alleviate → 唔再食，呃，amisulpride 嚟減輕
the side effects of the olanzapine... → olanzapine 嘅副作用...
Kristen, we agreed it was a good idea... → Kristen，我哋同意咗呢個係好主意...
I'm seeing monsters that aren't there. → 我見到根本唔存在嘅怪物。
But coming down from the medication can be → 但係停藥可以
-just as dangerous... -Who are you working for? → -一樣咁危險... -你係幫邊個做嘢？
What? → 咩話？
Are you sleeping with my mom? → 你係咪同我阿媽瞓？
Is-is she having you do this? → 係、係佢叫你咁做？
-What? -I don't believe you, Kurt. → -咩話？ -我唔信你，Kurt。
-Not anymore. -Kristen, this is paranoia. → -唔再信。 -Kristen，呢個係妄想症。
It would be paranoia if I had no justification. → 如果我冇理由先叫妄想症。
Sit down. Let's talk. → 坐低。我哋傾吓。
No. You're fired. → 唔好。你被炒咗。
What? → 咩話？
I am done coming here. → 我唔會再嚟呢度。
That is not a good idea. → 呢個唔係好主意。
It's the best idea I've had. → 呢個係我最好嘅主意。
You're in league with them. → 你同佢哋一夥。
You gave my therapy notes to Leland. → 你將我嘅治療記錄俾咗 Leland。
They were stolen. → 係俾人偷咗。
And now you're sleeping with my mom → 而家你同我阿媽瞓
and you're feeding her information. → 仲俾晒料佢。
(door slams) → （門關上）
-We need to talk. -(door opens) → -我哋要傾吓。 -（門開）
Okay, you tell me again how I'm paranoid. → 好，你再話我妄想症睇吓。
-I am on with my wife. -Sure! → -我同緊老婆講電話。 -好呀！
Listen. Talk to her. → 聽住。同佢講。
-("Mahna Mahna" by Cake playing) -(door closes) → -（Cake 嘅 "Mahna Mahna" 播放中） -（門關上）
SHERYL: Hey, Leland. → SHERYL：喂，Leland。
Hello? → 喂？
♪ Mahna mahna ♪ → ♪ Mahna mahna ♪
Leland? → Leland？
♪ Mahna mahna ♪ → ♪ Mahna mahna ♪
Hello? → 喂？
Where are you? → 你喺邊？
Oh, God. → 天啊。
Wha-What is going on? → 發、發生咩事？
-I'm being hunted. -(sighs) → -我俾人追殺。 -（嘆氣）
Okay, come on. → 好，嚟啦。
Get up. Let's go. → 起身。我哋走。
I don't think I can stand. → 我諗我企唔到。
Oh, please don't be such a baby. → 哦，唔好咁細路仔啦。
♪ ♪
(sighs) Fine. → （嘆氣）好。
Come on. Come here. Let's go. → 嚟啦。過嚟。我哋走。
(song continues muffled) → （歌曲繼續模糊）
Sit first. Sit. → 坐低先。坐。
One leg up. → 一隻腳上。
The other leg. → 另一隻腳。
You okay? → 你冇事呀？
There you go. → 得咗。
All right. → 好。
-Drink this. -(can pops open) → -飲咗呢個。 -（罐裝飲料打開聲）
♪ ♪
(sighs heavily) → （大聲嘆氣）
♪ ♪
(whimpers loudly) → （大聲嗚咽）
All right. More? → 好。仲要？
The two women from the airport. → 機場嗰兩個女人。
-(shuddering) -(song ends) → -（顫抖） -（歌曲結束）
How many more nights of this? → 仲有幾晚要捱？
-What? -This... exorcism. → -咩話？ -呢個...驅魔。
One. → 一晚。
Can you survive it? → 你頂得住？
Yes. → 頂得住。
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Remember our agreement? → 唔得唔得唔得唔得唔得唔得唔得。記唔記得我哋嘅協議？
I do. → 記得。
All righty, then. → 咁就好。
Rinse off. → 沖乾淨。
(footsteps retreating) → （腳步聲遠去）
(paper rustling) → （紙張翻動聲）
And you're saying this has nothing to do → 你係話呢件事同你
with your deep philosophical differences → 同新撒旦教會嘅
with the New Ministry of Satan? → 深層哲學分歧冇關？
DAVID: Correct. The organization fails → DAVID：啱。呢個組織唔符合
two of the IRS's four core criteria. → 國稅局四個核心標準嘅其中三個。
It is not operated exclusively for worshipping Satan. → 佢唔係純粹為咗崇拜撒旦而運作。
-Uh, Kristen? -Yes. → -呃，Kristen？ -係。
Six months before this "church" was formed, → 呢間「教會」成立前六個月，
Graham Lucian and Jim Logger were selling these T-shirts. → Graham Lucian 同 Jim Logger 喺度賣呢啲 T 恤。
And they only created this pamphlet → 佢哋只係喺申請免稅資格嗰陣
when they applied for tax-exempt status. → 先整咗呢本小冊子。
Anything else? → 仲有冇？
Yes. The, uh, net earnings are for one individual. Ben? → 有。啲，呃，淨收益係歸一個人。Ben？
Yeah, the, uh, bank statements show that the profits → 係，啲，呃，銀行紀錄顯示利潤
were pocketed by Graham Lucian, → 都入咗 Graham Lucian 袋，
including the church collections. → 包括教會嘅奉獻。
MARX: As you can see, our assessors → MARX：正如你哋所見，我哋嘅評審員
are not biased, but they do conclude → 冇偏見，但佢哋確實得出結論
that the New Ministry of Satan → 新撒旦教會
does not live up to IRS standards. → 唔符合國稅局標準。
Well presented. → 講得好好。
The two gentlemen from this church → 呢間教會嘅兩位先生
have asked to be heard after your presentation. → 要求喺你哋報告後發言。
What? → 咩話？
They've argued that your team is biased, → 佢哋話你嘅團隊有偏見，
and they wanted to offer their piece. → 想講吓佢哋嘅睇法。
Mr. Lucian, Mr. Logger, please come in. → Lucian 先生，Logger 先生，請入嚟。
Oh, look who it is. Hi, Jesus. → 哦，睇吓邊個嚟咗。嗨，耶穌。
Gentlemen. → 先生們。
Lady. → 女士。
BEN: So, what's the bias? → BEN：咁，偏見係咩？
I'm an atheist. → 我係無神論者。
I don't care who you worship. → 你拜邊個我唔關心。
-And Kristen is an agnostic. -I know. → -而 Kristen 係不可知論者。 -我知。
We talked. → 我哋傾過。
Then what is the bias? → 咁偏見係咩？
Ah. → 啊。
Kristen slept with me last night, → Kristen 尋晚同我瞓咗，
and now she wants to hurt me. → 而家佢想傷害我。
MARX: Really? → MARX：真係？
Well, that's an original way to go. → 嘩，呢個方法真係新穎。
Kristen, any response? → Kristen，有冇回應？
(laughing) → （笑）
Is this not true? → 呢個唔係事實？
Oh, are you kidding me? → 哦，你玩我呀？
I would rather sleep with Satan himself. → 我寧願同撒旦本人瞓。
You are such a liar. → 你咁大話。
KRISTEN: What do you want me to do? → KRISTEN：你想我點做？
Swear on a stack of Bibles or the Satanic Bible? → 對住疊聖經定撒旦聖經發誓？
You tell me. → 你話我知。
Okay. → 好。
I think we're done here. → 我諗我哋講完。
Thank you, gentlemen. → 多謝，先生們。
Um, we're not. → 嗯，未講完。
Satan isn't. → 撒旦未講完。
He's coming for you. → 佢會嚟搵你。
All three of you. → 你哋三個。
Take care. → 小心。
Well, that proves one thing. → 嘩，呢樣證明咗一件事。
No matter how powerful Satan and God are, → 無論撒旦同上帝幾咁勁，
the IRS is stronger. → 國稅局仲勁。
-Please, no. Please stop it. -THUNDERLAND: May God arise. → -求吓你，唔好。停手。 -THUNDERLAND：願上帝興起。
May His enemies be scattered. → 願佢嘅仇敵四散。
May His foes flee! → 願佢嘅敵人逃跑！
Help me, Satan. Deliver me. → 救我，撒旦。解救我。
(gasps) → （吸氣聲）
(high-pitched voice): He is on your side. → （高音）：佢係幫你嘅。
(giggles) → （咯咯笑）
(old man's voice): I will be delivered. → （老人聲）：我會得救。
(chuckles) → （輕笑）
THUNDERLAND: May His foes flee before Him. → THUNDERLAND：願佢嘅敵人在佢面前逃跑。
As smoke is blown away by the wind, → 好似煙被風吹走咁，
may you blow them away. → 願你吹走佢哋。
-(retches) -O Prince of the Heavenly Host, → -（作嘔） -噢天軍之君，
by the power of God, cast into Hell → 靠上帝嘅大能，將所有
and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world → 喺世上遊行、尋找可吞食靈魂嘅
seeking the ruin of souls. → 邪靈都打入地獄。
(Thunderland continues in Latin) → （Thunderland 繼續用拉丁文）
I believe in God, the Father Almighty. → 我信上帝，全能的父。
THUNDERLAND and LELAND: Creator of heaven and earth, and in Jesus Christ. → THUNDERLAND 同 LELAND：創造天地嘅主，同耶穌基督。
THUNDERLAND: Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit. → THUNDERLAND：因聖靈感孕。
(crying) → （喊）
Do you renounce the Devil and all his works? → 你棄絕魔鬼同佢一切作為？
-I do. -(crying): I do. → -我棄絕。 -（喊）：我棄絕。
THUNDERLAND: Do you tell the Devil → THUNDERLAND：你同魔鬼講
that he no longer has power over you → 佢唔再對你有權柄，
because you no longer live in his kingdom of darkness? → 因為你唔再活喺佢嘅黑暗國度？
-(gasps) I do. -LELAND: I do. → -（吸氣）我講。 -LELAND：我講。
THUNDERLAND: Do you claim the protecting power of God? → THUNDERLAND：你宣告上帝嘅保護能力？
(takes deep breath) → （深呼吸）
(laughing): I am a new man. → （笑）：我係一個新人。
Father, you did it. → 神父，你做到喇。
You have given me a fresh start. → 你俾咗我一個新開始。
I can't thank you enough. Thank you. Thank you. → 我真係唔知點多謝你。多謝。多謝。
It's not over yet. → 仲未完。
You need to pray every night. → 你要每晚祈禱。
Here is my own personal rosary. → 呢個係我私人嘅玫瑰唸珠。
LELAND: Oh, my God. → LELAND：天啊。
That is so sweet of you. → 你真係太好。
David, look. → David，睇吓。
I am so blessed. → 我真係好有福。
But I hope that David will remain → 但我希望 David 繼續做
my spiritual adviser. → 我嘅靈性導師。
I would advise it. → 我會建議咁做。
♪ ♪
Kristen? → Kristen？
(knocks) → （敲門）
Hello? → 喂？
Kristen? → Kristen？
(knocks) → （敲門）
Are you all right? → 你冇事呀？
Have you been in there all this time? → 你一直喺入面？
Are you okay? → 你冇事嘛？
I am. → 冇事。
(sighs) → （嘆氣）
Did that one get to you? → 頭先嗰單嘢搞到你？
What one? → 邊單？
The exorcism. → 驅魔嗰單。
I lost you in the middle of it. → 做到一半我見你失咗神。
I was wondering if you were done with this job. → 我諗緊你係咪唔想做呢份工。
No, I'm just getting started. → 唔係，我先啱啱開始咋。
Can I ask you... → 我可唔可以問你...
If you don't believe in God, → 如果你唔信上帝，
can an exorcism work on you? → 驅魔對你嚟講仲有冇用？
Sure. → 梗係有用。
God exists despite what any individual thinks. → 上帝存在係事實，唔理個人點諗。
Right, but for a placebo to work, → 啱，但係安慰劑要有效，
a patient has to believe in the drug. → 病人一定要信隻藥先得。
Yes, but... → 係，但係...
an exorcism isn't a placebo. → 驅魔唔係安慰劑。
(chuckling): That's where you and I disagree. → （笑）呢點我同你唔同意見。
Oh, wow. → 嘩。
I don't think I've ever seen the stars like this in the city. → 我諗我喺市區未見過咁靚嘅星星。
New moon. → 新月囉。
Oh, my gosh. → 天啊。
My husband leaves tonight. → 我老公今晚走。
When? → 幾點？
Ten minutes. → 十分鐘後。
Oh, you better hurry, huh? → 哦，咁你要快啲啦，係嘛？
Sorry. → 唔好意思。
Uh, hey. → 喂。
Thanks for being here. → 多謝你喺度陪我。
(door closes) → （關門聲）
(footsteps approaching) → （腳步聲接近）
Hey. → 喂。
Just wanted to say goodbye. → 淨係想同你講聲再見。
Your Uber is outside. → 你嘅Uber喺出面。
-Thanks. -Yeah. → -唔該。 -係。
I'm sure Kristen had to work late. → 我諗Kristen一定係要加班。
-Yeah. Just tell her I'll call. -Definitely. → -係。同佢講我會打電話。 -一定。
ANDY (recorded): You've reached Andy Bouchard at Eighth Summit Trekking. → ANDY（錄音）：你打到去Eighth Summit Trekking嘅Andy Bouchard。
Please leave a message. → 請留低口訊。
Andy, I'm on my way home. → Andy，我返緊屋企。
Please don't leave yet. I'm... → 唔好走住。我...
(sniffs) I'm so sorry. I-I need to see you. → （吸鼻）我好對唔住。我...我要見你。
(crying): I've... I've been off. → （喊）我...我最近好唔妥。
I've... And it's not you. → 我...唔關你事。
It's... it-it's been me, and... → 係...係我嘅問題，同埋...
I'm so sorry. You and the kids are... → 我好對唔住。你同啲仔女係...
are the best thing that ever happened to me. → 係我人生遇到最好嘅嘢。
Okay, I'll see you soon. → 好，好快見。
(sobs) → （飲泣）
No. → 唔係。
(sighs) → （嘆氣）
♪ ♪
My gosh. → 天啊。
-Oh! -Mmm. → -嘩！ -嗯。
I got your message. → 我收到你嘅口訊。
I was worried I'd missed you. → 我驚見唔到你。
I got another flight for tomorrow. → 我改咗聽日嘅機票。
Here. → 俾你。
What's this? → 呢個係咩？
This is a fire puja. → 呢個係火供。
It's for purification. → 用嚟淨化嘅。
It's Tibetan Buddhism. → 係藏傳佛教嘅儀式。
So, what you do is, → 做法係，
you... → 你...
write down the thing that you want purified, → 寫低你想淨化嘅嘢，
and then you dip the paper in some butter-- or margarine. → 然後將張紙浸落牛油或者植物牛油度。
Okay. → 好。
So you write your affliction. → 你寫低你嘅困擾。
And go. → 開始。
Oh, and if it involves a person, → 哦，如果牽涉到人，
you draw a circle of protection around the name. → 你要喺個名周圍畫個保護圈。
Why? → 點解？
Because burning a person's name is not a good thing. → 因為燒人哋個名唔係好事。
Now, we never mention this to each other ever again. → 記住，我哋以後都唔會再提呢件事。
(chuckling): My God, this is so much better → （笑）天啊，呢個比起
than that mirror exercise. → 塊鏡練習好得多。
(paper tears) → （撕紙聲）
-Okay. -Okay. → -好。 -好。
Dip it in here. → 浸落呢度。
-It's warm. -Okay. → -暖嘅。 -好。
Okay. → 好。
-You ready? -Yeah. → -準備好未？ -準備好。
One, two, three. Go. → 一、二、三。開始。
What happens now? → 跟住點？
(sighs) → （嘆氣）
I go sell the business. → 我去賣咗盤生意。
And when I come home... → 等我返到嚟...
...you and I have a fresh start. → ...我哋重新開始。
♪ ♪
Hey. → 喂。
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Sous-titres : Caroline Jenkins Pour Libra Films - Videaudi it Trekking. → 字幕：Caroline Jenkins 為 Libra Films - Videaudi it Trekking製作